Lauren:)

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

so after i saw the avengers

• these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
• girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
• girl 2: loki! duh!
• girl 1: uh no it was hulk
• girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
• girl 1: you're the weirdo!
• their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

really-dead:

IF he ever dies

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

whotoldyouu:

Yahoo buying tumblr is like your parents walking in on a party you weren’t supposed to have. 

calcifer:

Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what